"You can have a maid...but I get to fuck her.." Brad says to Sophia. "You're good, but you're not THAT good." Boy did he get a pleasant surprise! "...When we're old and grey we can watch this and say 'Honey, remember this?!'...And the grandchildren will love it." Husband - Nick "I wanted to bring another girl into our relationship. But, only SEXUALLY!" This is the result of him at work while I hang out with my girlfriends at tupperware parties." Wife - Bonnie "Did your mom ever tell you about the videos she used to make?" Husband - Brad "Did my mom do a lot crazy stuff?" Teen - Charlotte "I like to have fun.." "My wife called me and said she had met this 'little girl' at the mall today...and to come quick! That's why I called you, Jimmy...to get this on tape!" Husband- Nick. And you have never seen someone so eager to pick up their wife.